Lazer forgot his sandwich… and now he’s on a mission. A mission to eat breakfast. Here’s how it went:

Small, East Village breakfast place spotted with big “WE SERVE BREAKFAST” signs all over. W00t! Mission accopmlished. I walk to the counter.

“Hello sir, what would you like?”
“Bagel with cream cheese please.”
“Sorry sir, we’re out of cream-cheese.”
“What? Arent you guys a BREAKFAST place?”
“…”
“Ill have a bagel with jelly then.”
“Sorry sir, we’re out of jelly too.”
“umm…?”
“We have butter”
“… butter?”
“Yes.”
“Can I have an egg-sausage instead?”
“Yes.”
“What kind of bagel would you like? We have plain, sesame, popee and everything bagels”
“uhhh..I’ll have a plain bagel”
“Oh, sorry sir, we’re out of plain bagels”
“… wait… I swear I heard you…uhh……sesame bagel please.”
“…”
“…”
“$4 please”